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Tests i.e. head scratching time! Print E-mail

Okay, now the heat is on - d'uh tests are here! Geez, they came really quick, huh? Don't worry if you think you did rubbish because (okay here's my pathetic excuse :-D ) someones bound to have done worse! It's okay for those li'l tinies/munchkins/tiddlers whatever you call the receptions, they don't know what's going on. As far as they're concerned, it's playtime...all the time. Read what i just gotta say...

Right so I was down the at the park, yeah, and I saw a woman, yeah, and she was holding a lead, yeah, and at the end of the lead was a collar, yeah, and wearing the collar was a dogs head, yeah, and the dogs head was on a dog, yeah! Sorry, that has nothing to do with tests just had to say it!!!!

Firstly, what's up with that lady who reads out the mental maths questions????? Shes like got a cold or something, you can hardly hear the questions!!!! I'm like:

"I'm TRYING to do a test here! Read the question properly, lady, before I smash the radio! I mean it's not THAT hard...Holy Cheese I won't get a single question right at this rate. Oh yeah and what's up with that question where they go COUNT THE BOXES????? You count the boxes and theres like 30 and then they go 'Oh no, you were meant to count the CUBES, whoopsies, did we forget to tell you?' Yeah, they did forget to tell us!!!"

 

Well gotta run! I know I said firstly, giving out the impression that there was going to be a secondly, but I don't have time. Maybe i'll do a Tests i.e. head scratching time! The continuation. Ah what the heck, no I won't, it's not THAT important.

 

Bye! :-)

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